Most Valuable Earth

Ok so here is another good one.

I once had a dude I slept with tell me some really great secrets how he Bee Backed his way into data waaaaaaay before any of your current administration [insert derogatory phrase].

Pakistani government bought and sold us longtime before the South Africans.

Oh and I believe he was working for Chase Bank and lived near Gramercy Park like all of the cool kids, right?