Housewife

I got told I would be a good housewife by multiple men in New York.

It is true. I agree with them. I am like the high maintenance house wife in American Hustle. Always there but tragic and bored. Always amazing, because of the tragic boredom. Always a domestic adventure.

I am exceptionally loyal to the right person. And you can beat me every once in a while and I will still stand by you, but it is mainly because I am planning slitting your throat and putting your penis on a spike in front of my house as a warning to all those who dare to cross me. My husband would always be one moment away from potential death, but aren’t we all anyways?

Yes, it is true. Like what happens when all those little old formerly enslaving white women, proud mamas if you will, like what happens when all their domestic bliss poof and vanishes? You know that’s the next step right?

All those white women loose control, mentally. They will. It is the curse. They are the root of the problem you see?

They don’t stand up and say no, they say yes. They support it to the bloody end. Gross right? But that is what happens when you are mutually guilty. When two become one. When your role as a quiet domestic partner of a walking land of cotton former enslaving Ken doll becomes really ishy and stained red like the old money.

Whatcha gonna do?

Destroy the character of your sorority sisters who sleep with your husband for cokeanal time on the weekends? Or target people you don’t know because you think it is easier?

Yes, oh so cute.

Like come on guys, the charade is up. We know you are incredibly unhappy. That you look around and all you see is what you wish you had. You’re American, you have been spoon fed inferiority complex lies your whole lives and are constantly in competition with everyone, even yourself.

Must. Be. GOAT?!! Right?!?

They wanted you to believe in all out dependency because when they pull the plug on you, there will be the potential to destroy the whole limb of a tree in one swoop.

But you know, martyrdom or whatever, the only what to true domestic bliss.

So yes if this sounds like your ideal life partner scenario, and you can see through the ruckus; bring on the housewife status for me! yummy!🥰💎💶💴💵💰💳🤪🐲🔥🌊🤼🔪💣🗡️⚔️🪓🩸🧨🚤😴😵🦈🐠🐟🐬🐳