Playing Doctor

I remember a group of girls in a basement

They made me take off my shorts and underwear

I was like 3 or 4 and they stuck golf markers and tees in my vagina and pretended to do a pelvic exam on me

That room was as cursed as the attic where my cousin from Texas and I had knockdown drag out battle where he threw my on the bed and we boxed the shit out of each other

His brother used to call me his hottest cousin and to this day his wife covers his eyes on zoom calls with me

WTF is wrong with my family? Oh yeah, we are white in America super fucked up people