You’re Insane

I screamed at him

Told him to get the fuck out of my apartment

Ripped his laptop of his lap while he was in my bathroom

I wanted him out of my life immediately

He told me that his exs dad had art on pig skins in his attic that stretched pig skins in his attic were tattooed with art of seductive women….

He ate tarantula poison to build immunity.

He left a brand new t-ball bat and a bag of Oreos at my door as gifts one time.

He liked to have sex to satanic shit thought I paid attention or cared, nope. He hates I had a son not by him. English colonizing bastard.

eh hem. Check please!

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