Red and Black Sail Boat

Hmmm. Not a fan of whomever is stalking me with gifts from Amazon.

Can’t wait to see what is next? Van Gough sent his ear, you know? Maybe Jeff Bezos would personally gift wrap that for you to send if you sold it on Amazon!!!

Here is a thought, you could send me a bunch of actual gold from ethically sourced places, like museums?

Yeah, give me back all of the gold things that were stolen from people and put into museums or into private collections of royalty so I can send them to the appropriate people and places. The people who they actually belong to. That seems like a better use of your time and resources than to send me plastic garbage, sac religious trinkets, and broken menorahs.

Seems mean to you to react this way? Well, fuck you. Cause that is what you are saying to me by sending me that shit!

I don’t like you and bullshit material gifts make me like you even less. You trying to bribe me, buy my love or make me your alibi? Which is it??!! I kinda feel like it might be all of it… no stars.

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