Money has its own smell, right?
Well, what is cryptocurrency, if you can’t smell it? Does it smell of death?
It, like Elon Musk said on SNL,
- Musk (explaining Dogecoin): “It’s the future of currency. It’s an unstoppable financial vehicle that’s going to take over the world.”
- Michael Che: “So, it’s a hustle?”
- Musk: “Yeah, it’s a hustle.”
For those of you who don’t know what the definition of a “hustle” is let me Urban Dictionary that shit for you.
A “hustle,” is (verb)
1. To strive headstrong and voraciously towards a goal.
2. To seek out and acquire sums of money, preferably large sums, often by unscrupulousmeans.
3. To prostitute one’s self for monetary gain.
4. A faster way to make money also known as the Come up, Usually done illegaly.
Yeah that Illegally part is pretty damn important. So is data. PRETTY DAMN IMPORTANT INDEED
See, Musk, there are in fact laws that exist in this country to stop people from making money illegally. Especially immigrants, and I do believe you are in fact, one of those.
So your use and attempted robbery of American Citizens Data for your own monetary benefit, without their consent(mind you). data that you think you can do what you wish with; your “hustle” your second crypto, if you will.
SHOULD GET YOUR ASS DEPORTED AND SENT TO A SIBERIAN PRISON CAMP OR BACK TO FUCKING AFRICA! Or maybe to one of those, “processing centers”?
Oh wait! Let’s send you to mars with no protection from the unsustainable environment which you seem to want to live in anyways.
Cheerio, bitch.
And the more that I think about it… there are probably going to be a lot of people joining you on that flight. Good thing you all can afford the flight.
Cheerio, bitches.
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