Most Valuable Earth

Well, when I realized they stole my shit I got really pissed off

I went to the grocery store across the street

Bought a reusable bag and a bunch of healthy food

Went to the nearest tag and made daytime graffiti with a smoothie and some garbage I found

Went to the Chelsea Market Scotch & Soda Sample sale bought some good walking shoes

Walked my ass to Trump Tower and said this to a resident:

“You live here?”

Look of dread

“Tell the landlord I moved in across the street*. My name is Sarah Lynn Teske.”

Kept right on walking.

Word for word. No bullshit.

*For those who are unaware of what is across the street—Central Park.