Well, when I realized they stole my shit I got really pissed off
I went to the grocery store across the street
Bought a reusable bag and a bunch of healthy food
Went to the nearest tag and made daytime graffiti with a smoothie and some garbage I found
Went to the Chelsea Market Scotch & Soda Sample sale bought some good walking shoes
Walked my ass to Trump Tower and said this to a resident:
“You live here?”
Look of dread
“Tell the landlord I moved in across the street. My name is Sarah Lynn Teske.”
Kept right on walking.
Word for word. No bullshit.
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