Most Valuable Earth

Okee dokee and shit.

Here is the thing, you attempt to fuck with me: you get insanity. PERIOD. You lose your mind because I wasn’t born to have that life, your life, your definition of life, your lives. Your lies.

I was born to have my life, my identity, my freedom that I have worked to define and refine and G-d Himself said the Trith will set you free, like if you are free you are free indeed. My family gets that. My friends get that. My neighbors get that. The world GETS THAT. We WILL fight for it. We fight for life because it is a gift, our gift.

Entitlement? Hardly. Wanna see my resumé? Bank and tax info? Blood type? STD history? Voting history? Sexual Partner(s)? Pets? Food preferences? Menstrual cycle schedule…Current location? Etc. Etc. Etc. That of EVERYONE ON THE PLANET? Sure you already have. May you claw your own eyes out from being a blind leading the blind and may your ballroom contain only your testicle, I assume you lost the other one in an accident with a pencil in your friend’s back pocket, or something.

Also, “come on, shake your body, baby…know you can’t control yourself any longah,” Be you have danced to thar song righ’ there. And you don’t know shit about country livin’ you just don’t. We clearly see the white collar you wear, señ-ignor-polo-shirt-tuesday-amos pusspuss. Yeah, that’s right, you are now Garfield, and your mainmain is Odie. So adorable and willing to follow you around dopey-style. Never saying nothing when you need to hold your Heman Women Haters Club. Oh, you lil’rascals: u drinking and bathing in blood, peeing on enslaved child sex workers in Russia and Germany, orgy after orgy after orgy. That is you. Yes. You, Trump. We see it. G-D HAS SEEN IT.

Guess what chicken bone, now itson!

I called for the anexation of Minnesota to its mothership and the sand of America can start crumbling into the ocean. Starting with Florida. Heads. Up. When the animals disappear and the land around you goes silent, it will be too late. But you probably weren’t listening anyways because you found them to be,”…annoying ass[es] who who should just shut the hell up already. Would someone just get me a gun so I can shoot it. Seriously? Somebody get me a gun so I can shot this fucking bird! Somebody pay one of these Niggers and I am sure they will do it. They do anything for money. Seriously. Anything. ANYTHING…”

Oh yeah, the birds hear EVERYTHING. Call me their stenographer. Are you scared yet? You should be.